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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.