What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*