What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)