What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.