What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes