What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.