What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.