What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug