What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.