What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!