Slug Jokes

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.