Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!