Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.