Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!