Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.