How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

How do people with acid reflux complain?

errr mer GERD

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY