How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.