Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.