What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.