What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman