Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now