Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now