Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now