Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now