What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.