Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity