Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.