Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs