How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.