How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.