Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Just ice for Harambe"
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
A frog in a blender.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
None. They can't get up that high!
November.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
