What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.