What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank