What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.