What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!