What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.