What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.