What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi