How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.