How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!