What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.