What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!