What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.