Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party