Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin