Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Have a dog fight.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party