Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party