Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin