Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.