Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!