Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.