Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"