Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.