Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!