Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.