Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.