Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars