Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

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I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.