To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
The unemployment line.
Around the cluck !
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
The bond market crashed.
Avogadros
Because there's so much base.
A trip without the kids.
A Doctor you racist!
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.