Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.