Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.