Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.