Because he's alive.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Fruit of the tomb
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Ont**ARR**io
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
He thought it was the white thing to do.