North Carolina Jokes

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...