Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.