Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.