What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.