What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.