Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
One has hope in her soul...
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here
A virgin.
Pamperspired.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because proper-tea is theft.
He gets stumped.
They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!
None, he just has some WATAH!
Chardon-neigh.
Because they eggsplode. :D
A microwave.
They respawn.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
