Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
In a casket.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
He ate himself.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
You can't hear an apple
Lost
Windscreen vipers.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Gilly suit
Nothing they've never met.
They really get it's rocks off
Take me to your liter!
