Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
The crew.
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Make-bereave
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
White Infidel.
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
for drinking and deriving
He derives!
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
Wall-sits.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
