Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
by using a bottle opener
Offswitch.
Because people are dying to get in!
In a casket.
Because he was dead
you put a windshield in front of them
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
The broom gets sweepy.
for drinking and deriving
For drinking and deriving.
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At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Because he couldn't find a date!
