Isaac Newton Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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I find you very attractive.

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The Philosophers Stoned

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And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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A widow

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Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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Udder chaos!

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it's must-up ..

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WAA-TAA!

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.