How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving