How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.