Because you should never drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Unidentified Floating Object
Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Fine specimens.
Both crews were marooned.
Bay-Con
A tangent
Prime Rib
A prime rib.
Invite two of them.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
