Because you should never drink and derive.
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Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
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