Because you should never drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
It smells like teen spirit.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Red Red Wine!
By how fast it sinks.
Jesus in a submarine.
He ran out of patients.
Because he didn't get arrays.
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Flop.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
Austronomers
He had a lot of aspirations.
A racist!
