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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.