Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."