Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.