Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Inflection.

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AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"