Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan