Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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It was a poultry amount

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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We do.

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.