Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.