Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.