Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.