What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.