What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."