What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."