Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs