Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Cs Jokes More Cs Jokes

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Bunny Hop Jokes More Bunny Hop Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

The bunny hop.