Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Cs Jokes More Cs Jokes

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.