Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.