Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.