Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles