Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !