Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies