Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride