Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.