Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.