What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

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He was running on fumes.

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable