Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.