Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.