Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!