Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"