Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.