What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.