What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.