What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.