How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.