How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.