How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!