How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.