How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.