How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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5,6,7,8!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.