How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

Bass Player Jokes More Bass Player Jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.