How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.