How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.